Saturday, February 17, 2007

A Parody

The title of this "parody" is a song sung to the tune of Phil Oches's 1960s sarcastic folk song, "Small Circle of Friends"

I call it, "Let's Nuke Iran." Remember: this song is a PARODY of what certain individuals in the "Christian" churches here in the USA as well as certain politicians and military-industrialists here and in Israel wish for. I in no way are suggesting we do this! Like Phil Oches in his day mocked the warmongers, racists, and profiteers, I am just keeping the tradition alive. The same tradition used by Christ with the Pharisees.

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"Let's Nuke Iran" (sung to the tune of "Small Circle of Friends" by Phil Oches)


Come on, all Americans
More war is what we need.
We got all those nukes in storage.
Our enemies, take heed!
What others will take care of them?
What's the reason that we'll stall?
So let's nuke the sons o' guns
Stone age we'll send them all!

So, let's go and nuke Iran
Everybody, for our small circle of friends.

And while we're there, nuke Syria
The rapture will be soon!
And then we'll nuke Lebanon.
See it looks just like the moon.
And while we're at it, Jordan,
And the Emirates will fry
Kuwait is dust, Qatar a must
Wahabis in Saudi, die!

So, let's go and nuke Iran
Everybody, for our small circle of friends.

Muslims're taking over Europe
Maybe now we'll have our chance.
We'd be doing them a favor
So let's go nuke France
and the Germans and the Spaniards
and the Poles, Italians, too!
and the Portugese and Danish,
Dutch, Norwegians, Swedish, too!

So, let's go and nuke Iran
Everybody, for our small circle of friends.

Then next we'll do the Russkies,
which we shoulda done before!
Then we oughta do Korea
North, and South as well, no more!
And China will be toast, and how
Employment will go up!
Then we'll have to go do India
Our techies'll say 'yup'!

So, let's go and nuke Iran
Everybody, for our small circle of friends.

Then we'll turn on Austrialia,
New Zealand, you can bet,
As the South Pacific withers
Cargo Cults'll be all wet
Philippines'll die, Singapore'll fry
Indonesia will wipe out
Thailand, go boom, Vietnam kaboom!
Mayalasia, waste about!

So, let's go and nuke Iran
Everybody, for our small circle of friends.

Then Africa must be destroyed
That AIDS virus'll burn
So will Somalia and Kenya
Tanzania, it's your turn!
Nigeria and Togo,
Cameroon, Gabon take that!
You too, Ghana, and on that note
Nuke Libya and Chad!

So, let's go and nuke Iran
Everybody, for our small circle of friends.

Chavez is toast, and Castro
Morales, Ortega, more!
Brazil be gone and Uraguay
Paraguay and Ecuador!
Mexico keeps sending wetbacks
and Canuks their cheapo drugs
So we'll nuke our closest neighbors
Since they're all a bunch o' thugs!

So, let's go and nuke Iran
Everybody, for our small circle of friends.

Well, we've nuked the world and surely
We've wiped out billions, all!
But we need to go much further
And now we'll heed the call
That the Armageddon chorus
Keeps filling in our ears
Jesus returns, if only
We nuke ourselves. Let's cheer!

So, let's go and nuke Iran
Everybody, for our small circle of friends.


Deb Lagarde

1 comment:

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